Oct
23
2016

Pumpkin The Gimp

If only I had a front porch...

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Apr
09
2015

Phone Sex: You’re Doing It Wrong

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Apr
08
2015

A Learning Experience For The Whole Family

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Dec
26
2014

Kinky Reindeer

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Dec
24
2014

Santa Blowjob #2

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Dec
24
2014

Santa Blowjob #1

Yes, I have more :)

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Dec
13
2014

Oral Sex Wisdom From The Aged Tortoise

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Dec
10
2014

Sure Does Look Happy

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Dec
08
2014

I Don’t Think He Means It

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Dec
07
2014

I’ve Heard Of A Bag Of Dicks, But…

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Dec
05
2014

Anal Play Isn’t Always Punny

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Dec
04
2014

Einstein Eats Out

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Dec
03
2014

Orgies Don’t Just Start Themselves

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Dec
02
2014

Don’t Worry, I Promise I’ll Be Gentle

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Dec
01
2014

Looking For Dr. Cocktopus

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Nov
30
2014

It Really Does…

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Nov
29
2014

The Next Evolution In Sanitizer Marketing

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Jul
15
2014

Trojan Really Is A Bad Name

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Jul
13
2014

Blue Whale Boners Are 10 Feet Long

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Jul
13
2014

We Know A Few People Who Need This Bracelet

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Nov
30
2013

Don’t Make Bunny Cry!

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Nov
30
2013

So It’s Not Really About The Taste, Then

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Nov
30
2013

Looks Delicious To Me!

I've never seen it served this way, but that looks delicious! Just take your time and everything will work itself out.

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Nov
29
2013

It’s OK, Kitty…That’s Not What They Meant

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Nov
29
2013

Whatever You’re Selling, You Have My Attention

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Nov
28
2013

And You Thought Your Email Breakup Was Lame…

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Nov
28
2013

Nobody Likes A Shoddy Rim Job

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Nov
28
2013

Dear Neighbor: No Problem!

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Nov
02
2013

Stewie Knows How To Work It, One Way Or The Other

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Nov
02
2013

Cleanup on Aisle Three

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Nov
02
2013

Happy Halloweenie

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Sep
29
2012

Are You Getting Any?

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Sep
29
2012

Lemonade Stand Genius

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Sep
29
2012

Sounds Like Love To Me

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Sep
29
2012

It’s Always The Quiet Ones

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Sep
29
2012

Back Off Pops, These Are Mine Now

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Sep
29
2012

Sleep Is Like Sex

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Sep
29
2012

Ice Cream Cock

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Sep
29
2012

Sneaky Farmer

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Sep
29
2012

Hey, Handsome

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Sep
28
2012

iTouch Myself

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Sep
28
2012

Genius, Batman

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Sep
28
2012

Locked In A Rigid, Upright Position

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Sep
28
2012

I Would Have Been Watching

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Sep
28
2012

I Love The Smell Of Colon

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Sep
28
2012

Dream Girlfriend

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Sep
28
2012

Gives “Eating Out” A Whole New Twist

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Sep
28
2012

I’m Weak To No End

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Sep
28
2012

Extended Foreplay

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Sep
28
2012

I Said I’ll Be There In 5 Minutes

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Sep
25
2012

How I Really Met Your Mother

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Sep
25
2012

I Always Said They Could Be Hazardous

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Sep
25
2012

Safe Word Wisdom

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Sep
25
2012

Hypnotism Gone Very, Very Wrong

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Sep
25
2012

I’ll Toss My Own, Thanks

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Sep
25
2012

You’ll Know When I Want Your Opinion

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Sep
24
2012

I Would Have Called You Sooner

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Sep
24
2012

That’s The Spirit

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Sep
24
2012

Plenty Of Fish

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Sep
24
2012

All Mommy Wanted…

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Sep
24
2012

Ultimate Oral Sex Coupon

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Sep
24
2012

The Perfect “Wake Me Up”

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Sep
24
2012

All I Need Is U

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Sep
23
2012

Bedknobs & Vibrating Broomsticks

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Sep
23
2012

Government Announces Condom As New National Symbol

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Sep
23
2012

Does The Carpet Match The Drapes?

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Sep
23
2012

Bring Me That Ass

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Sep
22
2012

Vanilla Sex Explained

From the filthy minds of our friends over at SMBC Comics :)

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Sep
22
2012

I Refuse To Make The Implication

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Sep
22
2012

Going Down On The First Date

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Sep
22
2012

I Should Hope So

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Sep
22
2012

We Believe, Too

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Sep
22
2012

Blown In Bronze

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Sep
22
2012

I Don’t Want To Outrun Her

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Sep
21
2012

It’s Not Supposed To Smell Like A Pine Tree, Either

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Sep
21
2012

The Enzyte Is Working

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Sep
21
2012

Premature Ejaculators Anonymous

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Sep
21
2012

Reasons I Shave My Balls

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Sep
21
2012

Truth In Advertising?

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Sep
21
2012

Now I Have Puppy Envy

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Sep
21
2012

And Me Without My Reading Glasses

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Sep
21
2012

Bottoms Up, Either Way

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Sep
21
2012

Once I Thought I Was A Slut

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Sep
20
2012

I’m On My Way Down There Now

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Sep
20
2012

Stop Eating My Pebbles

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Sep
20
2012

You Know What’s Not Fine?

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Sep
20
2012

I Hope They’re Flavored

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Sep
20
2012

Mousetrapped

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Sep
19
2012

Kiss My Nose

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Sep
19
2012

You Had Me, Too

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Sep
19
2012

Just The Tip, I Promise

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Sep
19
2012

No Means Eat Me Out First

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Sep
19
2012

Pull Along Pussy

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Sep
19
2012

I Still Can’t See The Forest

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Sep
19
2012

Master Always Understands

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Sep
19
2012

Doctor’s Office Nostalgia

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Sep
19
2012

It’s My Favorite Section, Too

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Sep
19
2012

My Dinner’s Never Done That

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Sep
16
2012

Sneaky Dating Tip For Guys

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Sep
16
2012

Charitable Genius

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Sep
16
2012

Mighty Big Rights You Have There

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Sep
16
2012

If I’m Bored, Missionary Doesn’t Cut It

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Sep
16
2012

I Don’t Think Her Name Is “BJ”

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Sep
15
2012

Some Days Just Start Better Than Others

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Sep
15
2012

We All Cope In Different Ways

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Sep
15
2012

The Large Red Vibrator

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Sep
14
2012

Brokeback Mountain 2

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Sep
14
2012

The Pill Is Definitely Second Best

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Sep
14
2012

Thinking Of Baby Names

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Sep
14
2012

Kermit Doesn’t Always Drink

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Sep
14
2012

At Least She’s Remembered

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Sep
14
2012

I’d Probably Go For My Camera App Too

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Sep
14
2012

Eat At Dick’s

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Sep
13
2012

At Least Pull My Hair

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Sep
13
2012

Surf’s WAY Up

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Sep
13
2012

Please Be Gentle With The Sex Dolls

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Sep
13
2012

The Dark Age Is Over In Bali

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Sep
13
2012

Works Every Time

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Sep
13
2012

Give Your Used Hoe To Charity

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Sep
13
2012

It Ain’t Gonna Lick Itself

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Sep
12
2012

The Glory Hole Days

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Sep
12
2012

How To Piss Off Your Girlfriend

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Sep
12
2012

Yeah, She Forgot It

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Sep
12
2012

Filthy Fist Bump

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Sep
12
2012

This Owl Wants A Divorce

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Sep
12
2012

Mega Milk, Indeed

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Sep
12
2012

The Truth About Toothpaste

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Sep
12
2012

Your Pleasure Is Our Business

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Sep
11
2012

May The Force Be Inside You

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Sep
11
2012

Shara’s Secret Garden

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Sep
11
2012

I’m Gonna Crumb

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Sep
10
2012

What’s The Trouble?

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Sep
10
2012

I Bet She’s Already Seen The Wizard

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Sep
10
2012

So Glad I Don’t See These At Work

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Sep
10
2012

Yeah, She’s Probably Not

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Sep
10
2012

Remember That “External Use Only” Tag?

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Sep
10
2012

The Truth About Public Breast Feeding

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Sep
10
2012

How A Blonde Eats A Banana

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Sep
09
2012

Perspective Check

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Sep
09
2012

Sexy Fun With Math

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Sep
09
2012

Orgasm In Wonderland

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Sep
09
2012

Yeah, That’s About It

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Sep
09
2012

How Can I Make You Happy?

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Sep
09
2012

I See You Found The Vibrator

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Sep
09
2012

Bottoms Up

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Sep
09
2012

Atheism Renewed

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Sep
07
2012

Discount Brazillian

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Sep
07
2012

Definitely XXL

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Sep
07
2012

Linda Lykes The Cock

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Sep
07
2012

The Candy You Love To Swallow

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Sep
07
2012

Why Is Mommy Moaning?

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Sep
07
2012

The Most Powerful Position

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Sep
07
2012

Doggie Style Position Guide

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Sep
06
2012

Eye Contact Only Takes You So Far

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Sep
06
2012

Opportunity Knocks

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Sep
06
2012

Psst…You’re Watching The Wrong Kitty

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Sep
06
2012

Look Mom, I’m A Unicorn

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Sep
06
2012

She Really Does Look Great In That Tutu

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Sep
06
2012

Halloween Genius

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Sep
05
2012

Enter Tunnel Safely

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Sep
05
2012

Miss TSA Calendar

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Sep
05
2012

Seriously, Do Not Disturb

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Sep
05
2012

That’s One Way To Do Cowgirl

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Sep
05
2012

Don’t Worry, You’re Prepared

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Sep
05
2012

Sorry…Tissue?

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Sep
05
2012

I Hope He’s Already Circumcised, At Least

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Sep
05
2012

I’d Love A Facial

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Sep
05
2012

Papa Smurf Is A Dirty Old Smurf

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Sep
05
2012

I’d Pull Over Immediately

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Sep
03
2012

The Forest For The Trees

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Sep
03
2012

Baby’s To Do List

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Sep
03
2012

That’s Not The Cock I Meant

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Sep
03
2012

Cheerleader Upskirt Horror Show

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Sep
03
2012

Toothbrushes After Dark

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Sep
03
2012

I Love That Look

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Sep
03
2012

Tarzan’s Worst Nightmare

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Sep
03
2012

Reason #1042 Not To Pass Out At A Party

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Sep
03
2012

Armored And Ready

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Sep
03
2012

I’ll Have A Cocktail

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Sep
03
2012

Happy Labor Day, Enjoy The Weiners

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Sep
01
2012

My Dog Ran Off

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Sep
01
2012

Great Place For A Picnic

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Sep
01
2012

Better Than Scratch ‘n Sniff

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Sep
01
2012

Kohl’s Does What?

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Sep
01
2012

Drive Thru Vasectomy

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Aug
31
2012

Stiffy The (Leather) Snowman

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Aug
31
2012

The Only Place We Buy Lumber

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Aug
31
2012

I Thought She Was Doing Laundry And Stuff

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Aug
31
2012

Double Nerdgasm

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Aug
31
2012

Dear John Win. Oorah!

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Aug
31
2012

Cartman On Sex Education

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Aug
31
2012

You Really Should Take It Out Of The Box

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Aug
31
2012

When A Time-Out Just Won’t Do

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Aug
30
2012

Jagermeister Blues

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Aug
30
2012

We’re Expecting A Baby

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Aug
30
2012

Terrible Masturbation Idea #8346

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Aug
30
2012

Waffles Sound Delicious, Actually

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Aug
30
2012

Sex, Elephant Style

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Aug
30
2012

Good Boys Eat Out

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Aug
30
2012

Yes, I’m Sure It’s The Cat’s Toy

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