Pumpkin The Gimp

If only I had a front porch...

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Phone Sex: You’re Doing It Wrong

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A Learning Experience For The Whole Family

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Kinky Reindeer

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Santa Blowjob #2

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Santa Blowjob #1

Yes, I have more :)

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Oral Sex Wisdom From The Aged Tortoise

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Sure Does Look Happy

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I Don’t Think He Means It

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I’ve Heard Of A Bag Of Dicks, But…

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Anal Play Isn’t Always Punny

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Einstein Eats Out

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Orgies Don’t Just Start Themselves

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Don’t Worry, I Promise I’ll Be Gentle

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Looking For Dr. Cocktopus

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It Really Does…

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The Next Evolution In Sanitizer Marketing

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Trojan Really Is A Bad Name

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Blue Whale Boners Are 10 Feet Long

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We Know A Few People Who Need This Bracelet

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Don’t Make Bunny Cry!

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So It’s Not Really About The Taste, Then

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Looks Delicious To Me!

I've never seen it served this way, but that looks delicious! Just take your time and everything will work itself out.

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It’s OK, Kitty…That’s Not What They Meant

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Whatever You’re Selling, You Have My Attention

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And You Thought Your Email Breakup Was Lame…

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Nobody Likes A Shoddy Rim Job

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Dear Neighbor: No Problem!

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Stewie Knows How To Work It, One Way Or The Other

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Cleanup on Aisle Three

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Happy Halloweenie

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Are You Getting Any?

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Lemonade Stand Genius

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Sounds Like Love To Me

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It’s Always The Quiet Ones

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Back Off Pops, These Are Mine Now

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Sleep Is Like Sex

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Ice Cream Cock

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Sneaky Farmer

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Hey, Handsome

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iTouch Myself

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Genius, Batman

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Locked In A Rigid, Upright Position

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I Would Have Been Watching

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I Love The Smell Of Colon

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Dream Girlfriend

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Gives “Eating Out” A Whole New Twist

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I’m Weak To No End

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Extended Foreplay

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I Said I’ll Be There In 5 Minutes

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How I Really Met Your Mother

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I Always Said They Could Be Hazardous

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Safe Word Wisdom

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Hypnotism Gone Very, Very Wrong

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I’ll Toss My Own, Thanks

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You’ll Know When I Want Your Opinion

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I Would Have Called You Sooner

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That’s The Spirit

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Plenty Of Fish

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All Mommy Wanted…

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Ultimate Oral Sex Coupon

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The Perfect “Wake Me Up”

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All I Need Is U

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Bedknobs & Vibrating Broomsticks

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Government Announces Condom As New National Symbol

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Does The Carpet Match The Drapes?

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Bring Me That Ass

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Vanilla Sex Explained

From the filthy minds of our friends over at SMBC Comics :)

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I Refuse To Make The Implication

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Going Down On The First Date

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I Should Hope So

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We Believe, Too

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Blown In Bronze

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I Don’t Want To Outrun Her

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It’s Not Supposed To Smell Like A Pine Tree, Either

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The Enzyte Is Working

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Premature Ejaculators Anonymous

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Reasons I Shave My Balls

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Truth In Advertising?

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Now I Have Puppy Envy

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And Me Without My Reading Glasses

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Bottoms Up, Either Way

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Once I Thought I Was A Slut

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I’m On My Way Down There Now

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Stop Eating My Pebbles

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You Know What’s Not Fine?

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I Hope They’re Flavored

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Mousetrapped

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Kiss My Nose

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You Had Me, Too

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Just The Tip, I Promise

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No Means Eat Me Out First

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Pull Along Pussy

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I Still Can’t See The Forest

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Master Always Understands

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Doctor’s Office Nostalgia

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It’s My Favorite Section, Too

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My Dinner’s Never Done That

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Sneaky Dating Tip For Guys

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Charitable Genius

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Mighty Big Rights You Have There

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If I’m Bored, Missionary Doesn’t Cut It

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I Don’t Think Her Name Is “BJ”

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Some Days Just Start Better Than Others

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We All Cope In Different Ways

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The Large Red Vibrator

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Brokeback Mountain 2

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The Pill Is Definitely Second Best

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Thinking Of Baby Names

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Kermit Doesn’t Always Drink

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At Least She’s Remembered

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I’d Probably Go For My Camera App Too

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Eat At Dick’s

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At Least Pull My Hair

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Surf’s WAY Up

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Please Be Gentle With The Sex Dolls

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The Dark Age Is Over In Bali

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Works Every Time

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Give Your Used Hoe To Charity

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It Ain’t Gonna Lick Itself

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The Glory Hole Days

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How To Piss Off Your Girlfriend

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Yeah, She Forgot It

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Filthy Fist Bump

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This Owl Wants A Divorce

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Mega Milk, Indeed

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The Truth About Toothpaste

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Your Pleasure Is Our Business

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May The Force Be Inside You

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Shara’s Secret Garden

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I’m Gonna Crumb

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What’s The Trouble?

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I Bet She’s Already Seen The Wizard

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So Glad I Don’t See These At Work

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Yeah, She’s Probably Not

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Remember That “External Use Only” Tag?

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The Truth About Public Breast Feeding

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How A Blonde Eats A Banana

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Perspective Check

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Sexy Fun With Math

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Orgasm In Wonderland

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Yeah, That’s About It

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How Can I Make You Happy?

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I See You Found The Vibrator

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Bottoms Up

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Atheism Renewed

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Discount Brazillian

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Definitely XXL

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Linda Lykes The Cock

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The Candy You Love To Swallow

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Why Is Mommy Moaning?

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The Most Powerful Position

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Doggie Style Position Guide

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Eye Contact Only Takes You So Far

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Opportunity Knocks

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Psst…You’re Watching The Wrong Kitty

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Look Mom, I’m A Unicorn

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She Really Does Look Great In That Tutu

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Halloween Genius

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Enter Tunnel Safely

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Miss TSA Calendar

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Seriously, Do Not Disturb

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That’s One Way To Do Cowgirl

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Don’t Worry, You’re Prepared

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Sorry…Tissue?

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I Hope He’s Already Circumcised, At Least

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I’d Love A Facial

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Papa Smurf Is A Dirty Old Smurf

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I’d Pull Over Immediately

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The Forest For The Trees

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Baby’s To Do List

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That’s Not The Cock I Meant

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Cheerleader Upskirt Horror Show

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Toothbrushes After Dark

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I Love That Look

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Tarzan’s Worst Nightmare

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Reason #1042 Not To Pass Out At A Party

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Armored And Ready

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I’ll Have A Cocktail

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Happy Labor Day, Enjoy The Weiners

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My Dog Ran Off

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Great Place For A Picnic

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Better Than Scratch ‘n Sniff

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Kohl’s Does What?

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Drive Thru Vasectomy

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Stiffy The (Leather) Snowman

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The Only Place We Buy Lumber

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I Thought She Was Doing Laundry And Stuff

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Double Nerdgasm

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Dear John Win. Oorah!

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Cartman On Sex Education

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You Really Should Take It Out Of The Box

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When A Time-Out Just Won’t Do

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Jagermeister Blues

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We’re Expecting A Baby

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Terrible Masturbation Idea #8346

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Waffles Sound Delicious, Actually

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Sex, Elephant Style

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Good Boys Eat Out

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Yes, I’m Sure It’s The Cat’s Toy

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