A 58-year-old shepherd in San Jose de Blacare (Eastern Argentina) was found dead next to a scarecrow he’d apparently been fucking, which was wearing lipstick, a long wig, and a strap-on cock.

A spokesman for the prosecutor said: “It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

“There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow”

I have to say, I thought the strap-on was a real twist. I half expected the scarecrow to be stuffed with a rolled up piece of beef or something, but dying while getting pegged by a scarecrow is some sort of definite achievement. We support everyone’s right to get off however they choose, while also reserving the right to get a chuckle at the shit that really is way out there.

And don’t judge him too harshly…you should have seen the way that scarecrow was looking at him. He didn’t have a chance.