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Every Day Could Be Your Birthday

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29
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29
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An Average Day In YOUR Relationship?

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I Leave Bite Marks

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29
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The Fortune Cookie Never Lies

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29
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Be Free

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29
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29
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Every Mall Needs One Of These

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28
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I Desperately Need An Office Here

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Grab Some Gatorade Too, You’ll Be Dehydrated.

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I May Not Be Mr. Right

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Hollywood’s Original Drag Queen

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28
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I Don’t Like Being Told What To Do

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How To Get The Girl

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27
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27
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27
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27
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27
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Sorry About The Herpes

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27
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27
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27
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27
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26
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26
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26
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26
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26
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The Dungeon At Lego Castle

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26
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She Actually Bought It

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25
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Miss Camel Toe

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25
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7 Worst Website Names

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25
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Fun Sex Facts #2

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25
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25
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25
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If Only We Could Actually Get One

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25
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25
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25
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25
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25
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25
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25
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24
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24
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24
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24
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24
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24
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24
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23
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23
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23
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23
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23
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23
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Introducing The Ford Clitaurus

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23
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22
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22
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22
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Shouldn’t He Be Choking It?

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22
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Sex Education Reality Check

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22
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It Ain’t Gonna Spank Itself

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22
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Looking To Bury A Bone

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22
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No More Anal

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22
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My New Bicycle

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22
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Everybody Hates It

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21
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21
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Best Use Of Caution Tape Ever

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21
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Relationship Communication Revealed

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21
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My Old Party Wagon

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21
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The Story Behind The Toy Story

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21
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21
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Our New Recliners

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21
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Keep Them In Your “One Night Stand” Bag

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20
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Dildon’t, I’m Warning You

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20
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My Lips Are For Blowing

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20
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Polyamory Is Wrong!

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20
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Tea Time At Shara’s

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20
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Sexiest Refrigerator Ever

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20
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I Went Through A Whole Box Of Tissues

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20
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My Hero

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20
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Mr Potato Schlong

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19
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Proof Of Global Warming

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19
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Barbie Queue

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19
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Clitoris Prime

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19
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I’d Rather Cuddle

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19
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Sperm Bank Snafu

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19
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Do Butterflies Have Small Penises?

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19
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Cover Me

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18
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Sex Bruises

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18
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18
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No Hard Feelings

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18
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Never Sleep With Anyone Crazier Than Yourself

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18
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Friends With Benefits

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18
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That Clown Is A Pro

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18
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To Think I Almost Swallowed

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18
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I Know What You Did

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17
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I’ll Remember For All Of Us

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17
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Warning Label Award

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17
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Never Get Jealous…

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17
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Go For Broke, Try It At The Same Time

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17
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Yup, That’s My Latte

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17
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Masochism Mondays

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17
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Group Sex Like You Probably Didn’t Imagine

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17
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Yeah, I’ll Park Out Back

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17
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Have A Great Weekend

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17
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I’m A Ventriloquist

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17
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They’re Like Flowers For Men

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17
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I Hope He Calls Back

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16
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Go Ahead An Wreck It

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16
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Last Night Is A Blur

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16
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I Really Was

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Aug
16
2012

Fun Sex Facts #1

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16
2012

She’s Packing

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Aug
16
2012

Sexual Innuendos In Children’s Books

Originally posted by Sam Jarvis on the Tosh.0 blog, thanks to Jannkarlo for the link :)

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Aug
16
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Magic Lamp Panties

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16
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Act Your Age

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16
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Cookie Monster Can’t Be Trusted

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16
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Keep It Down Up Here

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16
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Clap OFF, Clap OFF!

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15
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Definition Of Masturbation

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15
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Other Means Of Payment?

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15
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Nail Me Good

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15
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That Head Doesn’t Require Much Air, Anyway

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15
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I’m Right Here

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15
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We Haven’t Come That Far

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15
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Respect The Hot Cock

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15
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Helpful Blowjob Flowchart

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14
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Trunk Fuck

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14
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14
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Rochamblow

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14
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Dear Japan

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14
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What Time Is It?

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14
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Say My Name

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14
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Car Trouble

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14
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We’re All Getting Laid

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13
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Robots Need Love Too

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13
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Explaining Sex To Kids

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13
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Swingers Wanted? FORE!

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13
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Now I Remember Where I Parked

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13
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Homo Sex Is…

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13
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Newbie Porn Stars

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13
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Your Sperm On Abstinence

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13
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It Cures More Than Sore Throats

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13
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Ladies Love When I Lie

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12
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Beware Of Beige Bicycle Seats

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12
2012

Show Some Restraint

Thanks to Jim for this one, too :)

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12
2012

No Shirt, Free Drinks

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12
2012

On Your Knees At The Glory Hole?

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12
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The Truth About Doggie Style

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12
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Free Sex Here

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12
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It Does Most Of The Thinking, Anyway

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12
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Daddy’s A Thief

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12
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Apple iTit Announced

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12
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You Remind Me Of My Pinkie Toe

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12
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Meanwhile, At The Dildo Factory

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12
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I’ve Seen You Masturbate

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12
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Hospital Masturbation

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12
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Make Money In Your Spare Time

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Aug
11
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Don’t Worry, Batman

Don't worry Batman, I've totally got this one covered

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11
2012

Things That Belong In A Uterus

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11
2012

I’m Married To A Sex Maniac

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11
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I’d Like To Make A Reservation

Fuck Motel 6, I'd rather have these guys leaving the light on for me :)

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Aug
11
2012

Education Is So Important

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11
2012

Dungeon Mishap

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11
2012

Save A Tree

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11
2012

It’s Like A Vibrator Without Batteries

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11
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I’m A Good Girl…

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Aug
10
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Blue Whales Do It Bigger

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10
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Bondage Chick

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10
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Thanks For Trying DP

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10
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I’ll Be Ready In 5 Minutes

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10
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Colbert On Contraception

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10
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Pervert Test

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10
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Does Anyone In This Family Like Dick?

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10
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Birthday Threesome Advice

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09
2012

Best Friends And Sex Toys

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09
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Playing Doctor

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09
2012

She’s Got A Little Captain In Her

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09
2012

You’ve Been A Bad Girl

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Aug
09
2012

Could You Change Your Profile Pic?

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09
2012

I’m Not Saying You’re A Slut, but…

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09
2012

Party On Aisle 15

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09
2012

Invention Of The Word “Boob”

I find this to be totally credible.

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09
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Pornography Harms

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09
2012

Pimpin’, Kindergarten Style

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09
2012

Lego Porn

I miss playing with Legos :(

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09
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I’d Trust ‘Em With My A/C

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09
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Shara’s Daily Hunk

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09
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That’s Not What He Meant

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08
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Bondage Kittehs

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08
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Flashing Nemo

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